Bottlenose dolphin brain

Is your brain bursting with ideas?  Ideas bubbling with potential?  Potential teeming with PowerPoint?

CHAD needs brains!  We need them in an easy-to-digest serving size of no more than nine minutes.  With slides.

CHAD Chats occur regularly in Portland, Oregon, and intermittently across the universe.  Presenters based outside of the universe will be responsible for arranging their own travel.  CHAD Presenters are asked to submit their full presentation one week ahead of the scheduled event, and attend one rehearsal.

We'll gladly consider your proposal for a CHAD Chat. Just fill out the form below. Required fields are marked with a red asterisk. Optional fields are marked with an ultraviolet ampersand.

*Your Name:

*Your e-mail address:

*Your phone number:

*The title of your proposed CHAD Chat:

*A one-sentence summary that leaves us wanting more:

Explain why you are uniquely suited to present this Chat, or tell us who we should ask instead.

Tell us a little bit about your history with PowerPoint: degrees, awards, combat experience, et cetera.

Anything else about you that is interesting, relevant or handy?

Please upload a headshot, or a photo of some other smart-looking part of your body:

*If you are a human being, please type this thingie into this other thingie.
(Non-humans may skip this step.)